HELLO I AM KLEIDUS

awfulmodifications: This is definitely NOT what your stretched...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 05:24:13 -0500

This is definitely NOT what your stretched lobe should look like

How do you even…

Why it’s awful: Just.. no…

Source: Google Images searching for Blowout Earlobe, and I do believe the modificationinspiration blog

Delicious. My kind of entree.

Poop

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:24:39 -0400

Poop.

juodaanviinaa: “If pokemons would real, I would have so many Gastly!” My english skills surprise me...

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:22:53 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

“If pokemons would real, I would have so many Gastly!”

My english skills surprise me sometimes.

Good jerb.

juodaanviinaa: KLEIDUS STOP POOPING IN OUR KITCHEN WE SET OUT TRAPS. POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 01:08:21 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

KLEIDUS STOP POOPING IN OUR KITCHEN WE SET OUT TRAPS.

POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOPIN.

I also enjoy used tampons for a great meal.

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:17:05 -0400

I also enjoy used tampons for a great meal.

juodaanviinaa: iamkleidus: juodaanviinaa: vinnish-troll replied to your post: Fuuuck you guys r...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:16:02 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

iamkleidus:

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll replied to your post: Fuuuck you guys

r u ded

I’M NOT DED SO LONG AS KLEIDUS STAYS AWAY FROM YM WODKA

I’m swimming in it right now and poopin too.

BUT I STOPPED RDROIMLGOIMN YJRE VODKA LIKE AN HOUR AGO

DRINK WQTRER NOW

I will pooop in it for you.

juodaanviinaa: iamkleidus: juodaanviinaa: vinnish-troll: juodaanviinaa: vinnish-troll: juodaanv...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:14:33 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

iamkleidus:

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll:

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll:

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll:

juodaanviinaa:

clockwork-parallels replied to your post: cAmt’s

omfg

YOU ACT LIKE YOU AINT NEVER SEEN A DRUNK AS CHICK BEFORE

Laughing. I can’t.

No but how many beers have yOU HAd.

Well technically like 3 or 45 but i had a lot fo vodka too and i dranmk fast i already said

good lord. 3 or 45 really.

UYes

But drank all fuckimn day and chased with vovkda

Please tell me you’ve been drinking water.

Erell i’m drinkgin water MNOW

ut not before

BUT NOW I AM

You’re drinking a lot of my poop.

NONNNNONON9OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I though we had something special.

juodaanviinaa: vinnish-troll replied to your post: Fuuuck you guys r u ded I’M NOT DED SO LONG AS...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:13:57 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll replied to your post: Fuuuck you guys

r u ded

I’M NOT DED SO LONG AS KLEIDUS STAYS AWAY FROM YM WODKA

I’m swimming in it right now and poopin too.

Fuuuck you guys

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:12:03 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

I fuckin love you

I spend my drunk time wihht you while itry to sover to sleep

and this water still tastes like vokda

I luv u 2 bb

juodaanviinaa: vinnish-troll: juodaanviinaa: vinnish-troll: juodaanviinaa: vinnish-troll: juoda...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 05:11:44 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll:

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll:

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll:

juodaanviinaa:

clockwork-parallels replied to your post: cAmt’s

omfg

YOU ACT LIKE YOU AINT NEVER SEEN A DRUNK AS CHICK BEFORE

Laughing. I can’t.

No but how many beers have yOU HAd.

Well technically like 3 or 45 but i had a lot fo vodka too and i dranmk fast i already said

good lord. 3 or 45 really.

UYes

But drank all fuckimn day and chased with vovkda

Please tell me you’ve been drinking water.

Erell i’m drinkgin water MNOW

ut not before

BUT NOW I AM

You’re drinking a lot of my poop.

juodaanviinaa: vinnish-troll replied to your post: So, peppermint schnapps + splash of vanilla...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 01:45:32 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll replied to your post: So, peppermint schnapps + splash of vanilla vodka…

SSHHH KLEIDUS WILL HEAR YOU.

Oh fuck D:

Hello this is Kleidus.

Delicious feast.

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:05:51 -0400

Delicious feast.

juodaanviinaa: iamkleidus: juodaanviinaa: iamkleidus: juodaanviinaa: Ants were after my alcohol...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 03:17:11 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

iamkleidus:

juodaanviinaa:

iamkleidus:

juodaanviinaa:

Ants were after my alcohol again.

Damnit you boozer ants!

No! I need to poop in there!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kleidus

What is wrong with you

How do you even find these things in toilet-land?

I thought you would like them..

juodaanviinaa: iamkleidus: juodaanviinaa: Ants were after my alcohol again. Damnit you boozer...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 03:12:01 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

iamkleidus:

juodaanviinaa:

Ants were after my alcohol again.

Damnit you boozer ants!

No! I need to poop in there!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

juodaanviinaa: Ants were after my alcohol again. Damnit you boozer ants! No! I need to poop in...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 03:08:00 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

Ants were after my alcohol again.

Damnit you boozer ants!

No! I need to poop in there!

juodaanviinaa: iamkleidus: juodaanviinaa: vinnish-troll replied to your post: hahahahahah, oh...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 03:10:15 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

iamkleidus:

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll replied to your post: hahahahahah, oh goodness, imagine drunk-ass ants all over your house.

Kleidus has a degree in that actually.

Jesus, he has a degree and yet he lives in my toilet? Fuckin recession, man

Life is hard for ant toxicologists.

Also I pooped in your wodka again.

But I’m drinking strawberry rum…

And it’s only 40 proof. I thought you only pooped in like 80 proof things?

I poop in all alcoholic beverages.

juodaanviinaa: vinnish-troll replied to your post: hahahahahah, oh goodness, imagine drunk-ass...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 03:08:29 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

vinnish-troll replied to your post: hahahahahah, oh goodness, imagine drunk-ass ants all over your house.

Kleidus has a degree in that actually.

Jesus, he has a degree and yet he lives in my toilet? Fuckin recession, man

Life is hard for ant toxicologists.

Also I pooped in your wodka again.

juodaanviinaa: I have to guard my strawberry rum from the ants. At least these bitches have some...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 03:02:27 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

I have to guard my strawberry rum from the ants.

At least these bitches have some taste, though.

And from my poop.

juodaanviinaa: iamkleidus: I WOULD LOVE TO POOP IN HERE...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:08:58 -0400

juodaanviinaa:

iamkleidus:

I WOULD LOVE TO POOP IN HERE YES.

OMG KLEIDUS NO

WELL YOU POOP IN MY HOME SO I POOP IN YOUR WODKA

I WOULD LOVE TO POOP IN HERE YES.

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:00:13 -0400

I WOULD LOVE TO POOP IN HERE YES.